Sunday, December 30, 2007
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
The Craven Tummy Bomb
The following is the recipe for the patented, trademarked, copyrighted CRAVEN TUMMY BOMB:
1- Cook one pound of bacon. You actually only use about four slices, the rest is to munch on while you are cooking.
2- Take two 1/4 pound (or more if you think you are tough) chunks of sausage (I recommend Jimmy Dean sage flavor) and press each into patties as thin as you can. Place one in a frying pan and fold edges up to make a shallow bowl.
3- Place cooked bacon into the sausage bowl.
4- Crack one or two eggs (again depending on your perception of your manliness or womanliness) into the sausage bowl over the bacon.
5- Place the second sausage patty on top and pinch edges thoroughly to ensure a tight seal and no egg leakage.
6- Cook on low heat as the whole patty is now a couple of inches thick. Do not try to flip it until the egg in the middle has began to firm up.
7- While it is cooking, prepare the scone batter. You should have your own recipe for this or you can find one pretty easily on the internet. Any liquidy, frying batter will do. note: thicker batter will give you a thicker breaded finish, duh.
8- Flip and cook patty to desired doneness and brownness (I prefer a slight charred finish).
9- Remove patty from heat and blot the grease with a paper towel. I usually do not condone grease blotting, however, in this instance the grease prevents the batter from sticking to the sausage. An alternative is to let the patty sit for a minute and re- absorb the grease.
10- With tongs dip the whole patty into the scone batter and place into a pan of 377.5 degree oil, preferably oil that has been used to fry at least ten batches of french fries. It is best if the oil is deep enough to cover the whole sausage pod.
11- When the batter has cooked to the desired golden brown color, remove from the oil and place directly on a plate (no need for blotting this time).
12- Drizzle with hot maple syrup ( or sprinkle with powdered sugar if you prefer, or both) and serve.
*serves one.
*after personal tests the above TUMMY BOMB, consumed in its entirety by me, has had no adverse short term health effects and will soon be endorsed by the FDA.
**warning: not for cry babies or little girls.
This holiday recipe has been brought to you by Nathan Craven, Bon Apetit, er, I mean Good Eatin'.
1- Cook one pound of bacon. You actually only use about four slices, the rest is to munch on while you are cooking.
2- Take two 1/4 pound (or more if you think you are tough) chunks of sausage (I recommend Jimmy Dean sage flavor) and press each into patties as thin as you can. Place one in a frying pan and fold edges up to make a shallow bowl.
3- Place cooked bacon into the sausage bowl.
4- Crack one or two eggs (again depending on your perception of your manliness or womanliness) into the sausage bowl over the bacon.
5- Place the second sausage patty on top and pinch edges thoroughly to ensure a tight seal and no egg leakage.
6- Cook on low heat as the whole patty is now a couple of inches thick. Do not try to flip it until the egg in the middle has began to firm up.
7- While it is cooking, prepare the scone batter. You should have your own recipe for this or you can find one pretty easily on the internet. Any liquidy, frying batter will do. note: thicker batter will give you a thicker breaded finish, duh.
8- Flip and cook patty to desired doneness and brownness (I prefer a slight charred finish).
9- Remove patty from heat and blot the grease with a paper towel. I usually do not condone grease blotting, however, in this instance the grease prevents the batter from sticking to the sausage. An alternative is to let the patty sit for a minute and re- absorb the grease.
10- With tongs dip the whole patty into the scone batter and place into a pan of 377.5 degree oil, preferably oil that has been used to fry at least ten batches of french fries. It is best if the oil is deep enough to cover the whole sausage pod.
11- When the batter has cooked to the desired golden brown color, remove from the oil and place directly on a plate (no need for blotting this time).
12- Drizzle with hot maple syrup ( or sprinkle with powdered sugar if you prefer, or both) and serve.
*serves one.
*after personal tests the above TUMMY BOMB, consumed in its entirety by me, has had no adverse short term health effects and will soon be endorsed by the FDA.
**warning: not for cry babies or little girls.
This holiday recipe has been brought to you by Nathan Craven, Bon Apetit, er, I mean Good Eatin'.
Christmas Gifts
Braxton is in love with his PJ's (nammies). He refuses to take them off (ever). So we would like to thank Grandpa for the Pajamas, it will save us on doing laundry. As long as I have known Nathan he has always wanted a pair of PJ's with feet. It has taken eight years, but I have found them. In Las Vegas they make them for adults. It was a great find and Nathan Loves them. Braxton loves that they both have nammies.
Among other gifts Braxton received a Tickle me Elmo from his aunt Amanda. He dances with it and gives it hugs and kisses. When he is not playing with it he is playing with the train set Grandma gave him. Thank you both for all you do for him. He feels your love.
Nathan made me some jewelry out of clay, they are beautiful. I am so grateful for my family. Our home is filled with so much love. Nathan is an amazing artist but an even better father and husband. I love him so much and am grateful for the love he gives me.
Among other gifts Braxton received a Tickle me Elmo from his aunt Amanda. He dances with it and gives it hugs and kisses. When he is not playing with it he is playing with the train set Grandma gave him. Thank you both for all you do for him. He feels your love.
Nathan made me some jewelry out of clay, they are beautiful. I am so grateful for my family. Our home is filled with so much love. Nathan is an amazing artist but an even better father and husband. I love him so much and am grateful for the love he gives me.
Christmas Eve Party
Last night we went to a christmas party with some members of the ward. It was at the Coates home. Brother Coats is sister Mary Ann Brough's brother. It is such a small world and even a smaller world in the church. We had so much fun, other than the great food, there was singing and laughter. It has made me want to start a christmas tradition of hosting a party with friends, family, food and singing. Maybe next christmas we will be in UT and we can get every one together.
The Coates have a dog and Braxton was following it every where and barking at it. The dog was very loving and patient with him, but when Braxton put his cookie in front of the dog he snatched it right out of his hand. Braxton started to cry and all he could get out was "cookie". On our way home he was quite and we looked back to see if he was all right, he looked back at us and said "doggie" then he bowed his head and in a sad voice he said "my cookie". It was so adorable.
The Coates have a dog and Braxton was following it every where and barking at it. The dog was very loving and patient with him, but when Braxton put his cookie in front of the dog he snatched it right out of his hand. Braxton started to cry and all he could get out was "cookie". On our way home he was quite and we looked back to see if he was all right, he looked back at us and said "doggie" then he bowed his head and in a sad voice he said "my cookie". It was so adorable.
Explanation of Braxton being cute
One day Braxton started to wear a pillow on his head and calling it his hat.
Braxton eating a snack in the kitchen. He loves to cheese it up for the camera.
One week ago it snowed about two feet in three days. We loved it, but Braxton had pneumonia and was only out in it for a few minutes before he started having a hard time breathing. This was the only picture we got.
I entered the kitchen to find that Braxton had emptied his toy bin, turned it upside down, and placed his stool on top of it. Climbing to the top he was able to reach the granola bars from the top of the fridge. I was amazed and horrified. His effective reach went from four feet to about six feet in a matter of minutes. He jumped down and exclaimed with a huge, satisfied grin, "I did it! I did it!"
Sunday morning shave. Braxton really hated it.
Braxton loves me to do his hair but he would not let me take a picture. I promised that he could watch a video if he would just look at me and this was the face he gave me. He is such a ham.
Braxton eating a snack in the kitchen. He loves to cheese it up for the camera.
One week ago it snowed about two feet in three days. We loved it, but Braxton had pneumonia and was only out in it for a few minutes before he started having a hard time breathing. This was the only picture we got.
I entered the kitchen to find that Braxton had emptied his toy bin, turned it upside down, and placed his stool on top of it. Climbing to the top he was able to reach the granola bars from the top of the fridge. I was amazed and horrified. His effective reach went from four feet to about six feet in a matter of minutes. He jumped down and exclaimed with a huge, satisfied grin, "I did it! I did it!"
Sunday morning shave. Braxton really hated it.
Braxton loves me to do his hair but he would not let me take a picture. I promised that he could watch a video if he would just look at me and this was the face he gave me. He is such a ham.
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